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Darren's Lucky Number 17

Studies at Pigfarts Lives in Mars I ship Marlie Speaks Sarcasm Born on Feb 29

I get my roommate assignment in 3 days… I’m excited and terrified at the same time.

tastefullyoffensive:

Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. [x]

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pick-up-a-book:

I got an answer

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hologhoul:

teenblainegel:


#im pretty sure that already exists#it’s called the tony awards

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seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

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The Fault In Our Stars by John Green (Page 280)

  • Hazel: Touch the cave wall.
  • Computer: You touch the cave wall. It is moist.
  • Isaac: Lick the cave wall.
  • Computer: I do not understand. Repeat?
  • Hazel: Hump the moist cave wall.
  • Computer: You attempt to jump. You hit your head.
  • Isaac: Not jump. HUMP.
  • Computer: I don't understand.
  • Isaac: Dude, I've been alone in the dark in this cave for weeks and I need some relief. HUMP THE CAVE WALL.
  • Computer: You attempt to ju-
  • Hazel: Thrust pelvis against the cave wall.
  • Computer: I do not-
  • Isaac: Make sweet love to the cave.
  • Computer: I do not-
  • Hazel: FINE. Follow left branch.
  • Computer: You follow the left branch. The passage narrows.
  • Hazel: Crawl.
  • Computer: You crawl for one hundred yards. The passage narrows.
  • Hazel: Snake crawl.
  • Computer: You snake crawl for thirty yards. A trickle of water runs down your body. You reach a small mound of rocks blocking your passageway.
  • Hazel: Can I hump the cave now?
  • Computer: You cannot jump without standing.
  • Isaac: I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters.
  • COmputer: I don't understand-
  • Isaac: Me neither. Pause.
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Margot. 18, though some would say 4 1/2 (Yay LeapYear :P). Harry Potter. Doctor Who. Starkid. Glee. John and Hank Green. Books, lots of books. My Little Pony. Hunger Games. Pokemon. Percy Jackson. Phoenix Wright. Merlin. R5. Tim Burton. Teen Wolf. YouTube. Star Trek.... and a lot of other things. I'm a nerd, what can I say?

I also plan to marry Ross Lynch one day.
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